The End

I have been haunted recently by anxiety over the unavoidable. I have been stirred to the core with panic attacks and terror over the fact that there must be and end to all of us. I know it's childish of me to fret over such facts of life. It must be my age, of the recent deaths of some very prolific people. But.. the world goes round...

Just in Time

I was in L.A. recently and was introduced to the most AMAZING piano bar. I know what you are thinking.. a piano bar? you say. Yes a PIANO bar. It was in Silver Lake and it was not like the tacky NYC piano bars, filled to the rafters with out of work actors and musical theater fags. This bar was more of an old Hollywood type.. a little more discreet and with a much older crowd. One gentleman in particular caught my attention with his sincere and moving rendition of "Just in Time". it moved me to tears and wish that I had recorded it only to share with you. Instead we have the next best thing.. Judy.

woosh

It is now just a matter of time. I have been on a permanent vacation that will soon end. I look forward to the following months.. of rushing to catch trains.. to some sad place that will take up half of my waking hours... and on fridays I will collect my sad little paycheck of which the government has kept almost half my earnings... only to find three decades later that there is nothing left in social security for me to survive. So for now I will enjoy the last bits of freedom. I will sleep in.. stay up late.. cuddle in bed with my cat and my man. Enjoy the falling leaves and chill night air.

Until I find a new job.

To Have Not

And so it begins.. reality is sinking.. the economy is down the toilet and I can't seem to find a job!
Although I have become very comfortable being unemployed and have had tons of adventures I fear that the end is near. At this point I should just settle for a job at the local fast food joint.. at least i will get free burgers and biggie fries.

Kisses

End of Sumer Blues!

So the end has come. The days are now shorter and the nights are colder. And although I can safely say that I have had a wonderful summer it still saddens me to have it end. What I have to look forward to know is freezing winds and frozen tears!

This summer brought me.. joy, fun, drinks, kisses and an incredible tan. I guess I know know what it must be like to be "A Lady Who Lunches".. not a care in the world. Oh sure there have been plenty of times that I have wondered how I was going to pay my rent.. or how I was going to avoid getting my phone turned off.. but in the end.. it was worth it. Now I must buckle down and find a big boy job and bundle up for the forth coming winter.

Have fun and remember that sunny days will return again!

They have to eat something...

Garbage!

So as a gay of a certain age I was very excited when I heard the they where remaking the teen drama classic.. 90210! So we waited for weeks for the premiere.. and planned a fun viewing party night.. when the ball finally dropped.. sigh. One of the worst shows on TV.. worse than: Reba, Life According to Jim and Tool Time!

Don't bother I say. Bring me teen dramas with Bulimia, Coke Addictions, Teen Pregnancy, Closeted Gays, Rich Jews, Back Stabbing BFFS..

The Boys of Summer

Kisses followed by Kisses..

that is all I shall write.

For those kids with no manners!

Lena can always teach you something new..

Poor

So as many of you know.. I have been unemployed since March. In an effort to better myself I have been trying to focus on starting my own multi line showroom. As of now I only represent one tiny tshirt line that has brought in zero $$ in profit! Ha! And I think I know why..
For the last few months I have been Boozing like an old french whore! There has been no stopping me.. or my friends for that matter. My poor liver is on it's last stitch and my wallet is empty. Although, I must admit that this has been one of the most enjoyable summers ever! Spending almost everyday sunbathing and drinking is very uplifting!

K.I.T.

Love, what is it good for?

I was chatting with a pal yesterday and we came across the topic of love, as one often does on a boring sunday aftrenoon. And we came to one simple conclusion.. Love, what is it good for? Nothing! Sure it's nice to have someone to share interest, bills and bodily fluids with. But then what? What else can be gained by such enterprises? I can't get pregnat.. or get married. So what's the purpose? Why do we waste away our days and nights fighting and complaining and comparing battle scars?
I think I should start a list..
Pros:
$
Kisses

Cons:
$
Punches

Hmm.. this is harder than I thought.


I suppose we all really just want the same thing..
Free room and board on Fire Island!

Don't look at me!

So as far as spring goes I am over it! It seems that NYC is having some kind of weird wet spring. I was hoping for sunny days, flowers blossoming on trees.. shorts and sandals! Instead we have cold rain and windy nights.. I might as well be living in Oregon. Oh how gross! I say bring me the sun, the hot sun, where one can tan and sweat and tan some more. Bring me the days of being hot, lazy, with excessive drinking and free bar-b-ques!

Our day will come...

The Married Life

Sometimes I wonder if I will ever marry. I'm sure there are plenty of you out there who don't believe in such old fashioned ideals. But I have always considered myself old fashioned and have always pictured myself in a white dress walking down the alter to the tune of Married with Children.
Now it seems that I'm not the only GAY under 30 who feels the same way. This Sunday in the Times there was an article on young gays and marriage. There might still be hope.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/27/magazine/27young-t.html?ex=1367035200&en=05663d4954222c20&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink

Ring Ring Ring

A few years ago I was introduced to the amazingness that is Raffaella Carra! She's a huge star in parts of Europe and South America.. my favorite part of her videos is her use of scantily clad male dancers.. sooooo hot! Here's one of my favorites involving a huge red phone.

PinUps

Check out my buddy Christopher's magazine.. Pinups.

He is offering a limited edition collectors issue......

http://pinupsmag.com

Ebay Listing of the Week Part 2

Ok, so I found yet another amazing ebay item! If you are a fan of Grey Gardens you will want this. Note that the cans are not included! ha ha ha ha!



GREY GARDENS
FOOD CAN LABLES


LABLES ARE PRINTED FROM ORIGINAL ARTWORK AND GRAPHICS ON HEAVYWEIGHT GLOSS STOCK

SET OF 2 INCLUDES:

'LITTLE EDIE'S LIVER PATE'
( aprox. 1 1/2" H)
FITS STANDARD SIZE TUNA OR PET FOOD CAN

AND

'BIG EDIE'S SWEET CORN'
( aprox. 4" H)

WILL FIT STANDARD SIZE VEGETABLE CAN

(CANS NOT INCLUDED)

A GREAT COLLECTABLE

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Ebay Listing of the Week

Ok, so I know a lot of you guys, the gays, are kinda obsessed with bear culture. And everybody that knows me knows that I AM NOT into the bear thing. It gets worse because I am constantly compared to, associated with, referred to as a BEAR/CUB..
today on Ebay I found this gem that I know you bear lovers will enjoy, so bid now...


Bear Tracks 4 Gay Bear Musicians From Around The World
Current price:$7.99
Label: Woobie Bear Music Released Jan 2007

Gay Bear Musicians From Around the wold on this 4th Bear Tracks release.


End time:Apr-18-08 10:32:19 PDT

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So long poverty!

and hello unemployment!
Sometimes it does pay to quit your job. Or at least to quit your job and then have your jerk bosses ask you to leave without finishing your two weeks. In the last month and a half I have been on 15 job interviews.. I have dressed up, dressed down, been told that I was under qualified, over qualified... to no avail. But at least we can always count on Uncle Sam.

Cheers and happy job hunting!

Cheer Up Charlie

Some times when I'm blue I like to find gross over weight girls and make them do funny things..

such as:



and:



enjoy!

Ebay Listing of the Week

Speaking of Peg Legs.. I found this amazing deal on Ebay today.. check it out:

Description

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We believe these to be well over 100 years old.
Made completely of wood.
Two Primitive and Handmade Peg Legs and CrutchCurrent price:$135.00

End time:Apr-09-08 10:36:41

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